The Important Life of a Toilet
A nuclear bomb drops onto my stomach. I try to reject this everytime this happens but I'm just to powerless.I belong to a family who decided a long time ago to (not) treat me with care.
Why I do not know. Let me tell you.Everyday I have to live with a waterfall of abominable yellow substance disposing from something I do not know.Plus most of the time piles of nuclear bombs squeezing out of two fury peaches.But there is one of my possessors that I really can't stand.Juston Fenton is my very arch enemy he functions out three metre long bombs and two hour long yellow waterfalls.The others are at least better than him.there just like miniature mutants Deborah Fenton,Caleb Fenton and Ruby Fenton
At least the bombs dropped on me disintegrate.Unlike grass where your trampled and mushed.You get bombs dropped that never disintegrate same with the yellow stuff.I't makes me feel better thinking about this.Next time Juston walks in ill try to be more grateful.But I stand by my word toilets are a very important item in a human life and should be treated with care.
By Caleb F
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